Love is beautiful. It is divine and like
any other divine procedure, love too takes a while to happen. Some people take
up their whole life to find that one perfect partner.
I have been thinking more about this
hyped-up system of 'finding love' lately. The internet has the best answers for
questions relating to this. Well, all the millennials seem interested in the
stuff there (do check out, when you get time).
Now finding love is easy. Yes, trust me
it is. I don’t know about you, well I don’t know where you are from. In most
parts of the world, this process is hard, agreed. You meet people, go on a
date, you talk, get to know each other, sleep with each other and then after
this schedule repeats for months, you evaluate the relationship and if it all
seems going good, propose to your partner. (Which is a big deal). Now you move
in with him/her (which is at times done before the proposal too) and after
months from proposing, you surprise your partner again only this time to get
married (which is again a huge deal). Diamond ring! So important, you dare not
compromise there. Unlike the last time, you are facing a real test this time.
Either you get a “Yes” or you go back to where you began and start the process
all over again with someone else. If your proposal does get accepted, there you
go, you are done and your 'destiny' is fulfilled. If you're in the finest of
English speaking countries, grow old with each other in your beautiful house
and there is nothing better to do. Amazing! Not to mention the pressure, the
tiring efforts, time wasted and everything else (including the values broken,
if you are an Indian). This is the amazing process of love, as far as my
knowledge ends, that's it. Again, at least for most of the world.
Then there is the sub-continent (I hope
our neighbours will agree to it too) where finding love is easier than finding
a Starbucks in the U.S. If you don't believe me ask someone or take your case.
When was the first time you fell in love with someone, you have probably
forgotten? But then, it was never a big deal because you were in school. I’ll
tell you the story of my friend’s first love. One day, he was walking down the
corridor, he came across a good looking girl, he stopped and shared momentary
eye contact and BAM! He was in love. TRUE.
Love at first sight. A beautiful name
for a completely senseless thing where you just have a look at a person and all
of a sudden have something for them, or at least you pretend to. Infatuation is
a good word. Please don't take offense, it’s not about you, I am talking about
my friend Damodhar. Let me narrate to you the rest of the story. This small
something is called having an infatuation. But not here because once you have fallen
in love at first sight, you start to stalk her, you find her on Facebook,
Instagram, Twitter, Uber and all the other social networking sites you can spot
her name on (TikTok got banned, so sad) and text her even though the girl
doesn’t even acknowledge the existence of poor Damodhar. But he is adamant. He
will continue sending one-sided love letters, so romantic. Until the day she
replies with all the love in the world “STOP TEXTING ME!”. Now, Damodhar is
smart, he understands the code language she uses, it is an invitation to
continue the conversation. Now, he acts so cool and talks like such a ‘paavam’
that he is. Now, the girl has limited options you see, either block this person
on the platform or text back but you know sometimes blocking is dangerous and
Damodhar can get creepy if something like that happens. Don’t worry, the
society lets him be the creep, it’s okay.
Now, this whole process continues until
everyone in the country knows that you are in love with the girl except for
her. Then one day he proposes to her and gets slapped in the face or end up
being called a brother (both the same for Damodhar). Sometimes, this proposal
gets accepted too. Damodhar has a good life either way. Well, it’s either acid
or marriage. Options seem interesting, right.
There is also a different scenario where
the guy proposes to the love of his life just 15 minutes after he sees her for
the first time in his entire life. Once this proposal gets accepted, they start
dating and live happily ever after only if they are courageous enough to run
away together, as marrying the person you love is a sin in this part of the
world. See, this is easy. We do stuff the easy way and if you don't find love
in your life, no worries at all. You won't spend your life single (even if you
wish) for we have the arranged marriage system where you don't have to care
what you look like or what your qualifications are, it’s assured that you will
get married on the basis of your caste, creed, salary (basics of life) to a
stranger (who might have been in 'love' with your first cousin for the past 5
years of her life). When it’s all over you are in bed, you wake up to a woman
and wonder where have you seen her before and remember you got married to her
last day. (May sound like something that happens when you get drunk in Vegas).
Interesting right.
See, the Europeans have got it all wrong.
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